Ho Ho Ho!
It’s been awhile since Packers’ Santa made an appearance around here, but with some of the Green Bay Packers players receiving early gifts of Pro Bowl selections, it got me thinking, what about some of the other guys – what could they really use?
So here it is, what Packers Santa will hope to be able to deliver to these Packers players:
Eddie Lacy – A bubble-wrap uniform – not so much for him, but more for those poor safeties that have to tackle him when he gets into the secondary.
Corey Linsley – Packers rookie of the year award.
Brian Bulaga – A memo with the correct pronunciation of his name sent to every NFL announcer.
Davante Adams – A page from a book – preferably the same book and page Aaron Rodgers is on.
Randall Cobb – Easy one – a big, fat 4-5 yr contract.
Andrew Quarless – The focus to run the right routes every time.
Richard Rodgers – A gym membership and personal trainer to chisel off some of that chubby backside he’s sporting.
John Kuhn – A white cowboy hat and a horse to rise off into the sunset on (whenever that day comes).
James Starks – For Jersey Al (a long-suffering Knicks fan) to stop, calling him John Starks on Twitter.
DuJuan Harris – A handoff not in garbage time.
BJ Raji – An infusion of the “Jersey attitude” Mike Daniels has.
Datone Jones – To live up to his First Round draft status.
Nick Perry – Ditto.
Mike Daniels – Team Captain status over Julius Peppers.
Sam Shields – A better nickname than “Sticky.”
Tramon Williams – One more contract from the Packers.
Ha Ha Clinton-Dix – His second INT of the year against the same team his first came against – the Detroit Lions.
Morgan Burnett – For Sunday to be his seventh straight game with 8 or more tackles.
Matt Flynn – A comfy recliner.
Brett Goode – Continued anonymity.
Tim Masthay – An easier to say and spell last name.
Mason Crosby – The gift of silence from Jersey Al (Of course, it has to be earned).
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Go Pack Go from Packers Santa!
Jersey Al Bracco is the founder and editor of AllGreenBayPackers.com, and the co-founder of Packers Talk Radio Network. He can be heard as one of the Co-Hosts on Cheesehead Radio and is the Green Bay Packers Draft Analyst for Drafttek.com.