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Week 13 Summary
Heisenberg thumped Breesus Christ this week to dethrone The Jolly Rodgers from the top of the league and open a one-game lead. Smoking Jay Cutlers punched their ticket into the playoffs. The Jolly Rodgers dropped the hardest this week, plunging from first place to fourth. Optimal Butt Height was a big winner, rising from fourth to second.
Team blow goats 129.90, TouchedbyTedThompson 114.90
- Team blow goats (3-10, 1,150.50) took down TouchedbyTedThompson (8-5, 1,477.60), 129.90 – 114.90, thanks to Russell Wilson, who scored 29.10 points on Monday night. Team blow goats beat their 89.26-point projection by 45.5%, the team’s highest percentage of the season.
Optimal Butt Height 147.88, The Jolly Rodgers 112.78
- Optimal Butt Height (9-4, 1,513.66) led the league in scoring this week and beat The Jolly Rodgers (9-4, 1,408.84), 147.88 – 112.78.
Team Brainwash 93.20, Smoking Jay Cutlers 92.96
- Although they were projected to lose by 11.00 points, Team Brainwash (5-8, 1,255.12) got past Smoking Jay Cutlers (7-6, 1,343.80), 93.20 – 92.96. The 93.20 points put up by Team Brainwash was the team’s lowest winning score of the season.
Lost in Minnesota 97.52, SuperYooper 61.04
- Cam Newton scored 29.32 points to help Lost in Minnesota (3-10, 1,006.44) blow out SuperYooper (5-8, 1,186.74), 97.52 – 61.04. It was the biggest margin of victory of the season for Lost in Minnesota.
St. Cecilia’s HS 142.94, The Hoshmazodes 80.32
- Eric Decker scored 43.00 points, the league’s highest score of the week, to help St. Cecilia’s HS (5-8, 1,366.78) wax The Hoshmazodes (6-7, 1,191.50), 142.94 – 80.32. St. Cecilia’s HS beat their 83.48-point projection by 71.2%, the team’s highest percentage of the season.
Heisenberg 136.98, Breesus Christ 83.48
- Thanks to 23.68 points from Nick Foles, Heisenberg (10-3, 1,429.40) blew out Breesus Christ (6-7, 1,206.90), 136.98 – 83.48.
Pigskin Perfection 118.50, VanellopeDevoGorilla 92.84
- Pigskin Perfection (9-4, 1,506.50) benefited from 28.20 points from Ben Tate and defeated VanellopeDevoGorilla (6-7, 1,391.04), 118.50 – 92.84.
Tuesday Morning Quarterback
VanellopeDevoGorilla picked up Cordarrelle Patterson from the waiver wire this week, resulting in 9.30 points. VanellopeDevoGorilla also dropped Roddy White, who scored 16.30.
Playoff Bracket: Quarterfinals
- Heisenberg (Marcos) [10-3] – BYE
- The Jolly Rodgers (Chad) [9-4] vs. TouchedbyTedThompson (Ian) [8-5]
- Pigskin Perfection (Basil) [9-4] vs. Smoking Jay Cutlers (Adam) [7-6]
- Optimal Butt Height (Thomas) [9-4] – BYE