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Week 3 Summary
Heisenberg beat SuperYooper this week to claim first place in AllGBP Official, knocking out Chico’s Bail Bonds. Heisenberg and The Hoshmazodes maintain a 1.0-game lead on third-place Chico’s Bail Bonds. However, only 30.94 points stands between the top two teams. Optimal Butt Height got the biggest lift last week, rising from eighth place to fourth. St. Cecilia’s HS went the other way, falling from fourth to ninth. The Hoshmazodes and Heisenberg are the last unbeaten teams left in the league.
Matchup Results
TouchedbyTedThompson 115.36, Chico’s Bail Bonds 84.98
- TouchedbyTedThompson (2-1, 316.72) defeated Chico’s Bail Bonds (2-1, 398.92), 115.36 – 84.98, overcoming a 16.27-point projected spread in the process. At 30.38 points, the margin of victory was the largest in the league this week.
The Hoshmazodes 79.56, Sitton your Head 79.28
- The Hoshmazodes (3-0, 321.02) got 24.76 points from Peyton Manning on Monday night to get by Sitton your Head (0-3, 255.36), 79.56 – 79.28. The 0.28-point margin of victory was the smallest in the league this season.
Optimal Butt Height 134.94, Lost in Minnesota 106.82
- Optimal Butt Height (2-1, 341.00) would have beaten every other team in the league this week, as they knocked off Lost in Minnesota (0-3, 287.08), 134.94 – 106.82. Optimal Butt Height beat their 110.56-point projection by 22.1%, the highest percentage in the league this week.
Smoking Jay Cutlers 120.54, St. Cecilia’s HS 101.46
- Smoking Jay Cutlers (2-1, 326.86) got 33.40 points from Antonio Brown on Sunday night to defeat St. Cecilia’s HS (1-2, 361.88), 120.54 – 101.46.
Heisenberg 95.20, SuperYooper 74.90
- Heisenberg (3-0, 351.96) got lucky this week, earning a 95.20 – 74.90 victory over SuperYooper (0-3, 256.98) with just the week’s 10th-highest point total.
Breesus Christ 100.48, Pigskin Perfection 97.90
- Drew Brees scored a team-leading 32.78 points to help Breesus Christ (2-1, 296.34) get by Pigskin Perfection (1-2, 354.90), 100.48 – 97.90.
The Jolly Rodgers 104.66, Team Brainwash 95.50
- Facing a 6.64-point deficit on Monday night, The Jolly Rodgers (2-1, 324.16) scored 15.80 points to come back and take down Team Brainwash (1-2, 277.80), 104.66 – 95.50.
Tuesday Morning Quarterback
Heisenberg picked up Jason Snelling from the waiver wire this week, resulting in 17.90 points. Chico’s Bail Bonds had the worst drop of the week, letting go of the Carolina Panthers Defense, who scored 23.00.
Weekly Power Rankings
- Heisenberg (Marcos), 3-0, 351.96
- The Hoshmazodes (Jason), 3-0, 321.02
- Chico’s Bail Bonds (Cow), 2-1, 398.92
- Optimal Butt Height (Thomas), 2-1, 341.00
- Smoking Jay Cutlers (Adam), 2-1, 326.86
- The Jolly Rodgers (Chad), 2-1, 324.16
- TouchedbyTedThompson (Ian), 2-1, 316.72
- Bressus Christ (Jeremey), 2-1, 296.34
- St. Cecilia’s HS (“Jersey” Al), 1-2, 361.88
- Pigskin Perfection (Basil), 1-2, 354.90
- Team Brainwash (Marques), 1-2, 277.80
- Lost in Minnesota (Kris), 0-3, 287.08
- SuperYooper (Bmorerasta), 0-3, 256.98
- Sitton Your Head (Jesse), 0-3, 255.36
Chad Toporski, a Wisconsin native and current Pittsburgh resident, is a writer for AllGreenBayPackers.com. You can follow Chad on twitter at @ChadToporski
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I’d say that I’m cursed. But my team does have the lowest point output of any team… so they just suck.. sigh.