I like a good laugh as much as anyone. A hearty guffaw, a restrained chuckle, a snarky snicker – I like them all.
Usually, I like to laugh at things that are, you know… funny.
But there’s also this – reading things people say in all seriousness that are so ridiculous, all you can do is shake your head and smile at their ignorance. (sorry, I don’t like calling anyone ignorant, but in this case, a better word escapes me).
If you visit a lot of Packers websites where people leave comments, you’ve surely encountered your share of knuckleheads. On some sites, they are the exception. I’ll bravely put this site in that category – after all, it took over four years before we had to ban our first idiot (Sorry Scott, but you were acting like a real dick – now hurry and go give a thumbs down to everything you see on this site).
On other sites, the mental institution escapees are rampant.
One such site is JsOnline.com, the web site of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. The level of knuckleheadedness (if that’s not a word, I’m claiming it) is legendary. So legendary, in fact, that some smart person at the paper even created a twitter account (@JSComments) that just tweets the ridiculous rantings of these rectal ramblers.
If you’re on twitter, just follow that account and you’ll be treated to a stream of mind-blowing lunacy. For those non-twitterians among you (what’s wrong with you, by the way?), here’s a selection for your (and my) reading pleasure:
Comments on JSOnline.com:
It will be frustrating to see Bishop sack Rodgers 10 times in the first half during the first game.
Packers have no chance of another SB in this decade because fat boy and his woeful coaching staff are not fit to field a team & gameplan
Russell Wilson is no NFL QB. Its like the ending to the Rose Bowl, Wilson just flounders and cannot deliver due to his diminutive size.
Rodgers? Fragile. Landed on the IR without being touched. A concussion waiting to happen. Not exactly G.O.A.T (Favre) tough.
Thompson’s goal is NOT to win the Super Bowl with the Packers; instead, his goal is to win the #1 overall pick.
Take away the Super Bowl victories and they haven’t won any Super Bowls! (yes, someone really wrote that)
Without that lucky, fluky season, Thompson would forever be known as the incompetent polar bear who got stuck by the G.O.A.T (Favre)…TWICE
Another traitor. Favre, Bishop, Jennings….Who next? McCarthy? I have to wonder how many of the Packer playbooks the Vikings have.
WI media wont report on Favre promoting the Vikings bc they have their heads shoved so far up this clowns butt they can tickle his tonsils
Bishop went on and on about how much he loved GB, BUT EVEN WITH SEVERAL OTHER TEAMS CALLING HIM, HE WENT STRAIGHT TO THE PURPLE JERSEYS.
Cheer on a team that drafted 2 running backs, get excited for the wishbone! What the hell is going on in this town & how do people back TT?
Rodgers is a Packer so whatever he says or does is Okey Dokey to the great unwashed.
Just look at the Packer post seasons minus 2010. Its just a basket case, and nothing is going to change.
I would take the Southern Gun Slinger over the California Fruit Loop any day of the year!
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Jersey Al Bracco is the founder and editor of AllGreenBayPackers.com, and the co-founder of Packers Talk Radio Network. He can be heard as one of the Co-Hosts on Cheesehead Radio and is the Green Bay Packers Draft Analyst for Drafttek.com.